Parent As Superhero Pillows

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Babies vs. Dogs

'I'm on my way!'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"I miss the Augean stables."

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

JAMES BONDING

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

Fathers are Heroes

"I mean, he does have a point."

'Mother will catch you!'

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"It's a special place where they check the eyes in the back of their heads."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.

Muscular Dad

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Add your kids' ages together...

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Hello, parental support hotline? I was able to rise up and become super Mom. How do I get back down?'

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Can we keep it?"

"Ugh. I've been on hold for 20 minutes..."