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'Don't bother your father. Let him enjoy his Father's Day.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Dad's home

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

"Yeah, the medals are nice, but this is what I'm most proud of!"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Babies vs. Dogs

Brad Pitt

'She posted her first blog today.'

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

The household cavalry

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Daddy and his boss still like each other. They just don't want to work together anymore."

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

Fathers are Heroes

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'Let's get this party started!'

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

"It's different when they're your own."

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

Baby Carriers

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'