Family Hero Pillows

Miracle Mom #5,293

'Don't bother your father. Let him enjoy his Father's Day.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Dad's home

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Babies vs. Dogs

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

The household cavalry

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Daddy and his boss still like each other. They just don't want to work together anymore."

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

Fathers are Heroes

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'Let's get this party started!'

"It's different when they're your own."

Baby Carriers

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."