Folk Heroes Pillows

John Henry

Davy Crocat

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Caw blimey!'

Miracle Mom #5,293

The household cavalry

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Art Garfunkel.

"The times – They have a changed."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Neil Young

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Yeah, the medals are nice, but this is what I'm most proud of!"

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

Dad's home

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'