Folk Heroes Gifts

John Henry

Davy Crocat

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Caw blimey!'

Miracle Mom #5,293

The household cavalry

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"The times – They have a changed."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Dad's home

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."