Folk Enthusiast Gifts

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Old-country music.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"Which one is yours?"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Mephistopheles