Folk Music Aficionado Gifts

Bela Bartok.

"Scientists have now concluded that despite Woody Guthrie's best efforts, 'This Land' was, in fact, not made for you and me."

"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."

"The times – They have a changed."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

I love Harmonica

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Welsh Lady

Leos Janacek

Spinning violinist

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end."

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass