Folk Music Aficionado Gifts

Bela Bartok.

"Scientists have now concluded that despite Woody Guthrie's best efforts, 'This Land' was, in fact, not made for you and me."

"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."

"The times – They have a changed."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

"Remember back when the biggest issue in the country was whether the Kingston Trio's music was authentic?"

Pete Seeger

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Neil Young

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

Art Garfunkel.

I love Harmonica

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

Bob Dylan

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Spinning violinist

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Welsh Lady

Leos Janacek

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

It's been here an ache, there an ache, everywhere an ache-ache. Really Old MacDonald.

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."