Folk Tune Aficionado Gifts

"Your duties will be simple, Wilkins – pass the bottle when I get dry and brush away the blue-tail fly."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Art Garfunkel.

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"The times – They have a changed."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Neil Young

I love Harmonica

Bob Dylan

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Leos Janacek

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

Bela Bartok.

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

It's been here an ache, there an ache, everywhere an ache-ache. Really Old MacDonald.

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

Bob Dylan gets an electric toothbrush

Why Bob Dylan never made it through college.

"Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end."

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass