Folk Tune Aficionado Pillows

"Your duties will be simple, Wilkins – pass the bottle when I get dry and brush away the blue-tail fly."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"The times – They have a changed."

I love Harmonica

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Leos Janacek

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

Bela Bartok.

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

"Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end."

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."