Folk Enthusiast Prints

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Old-country music.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Bigfoot"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"Which one is yours?"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."