Folk Fanatic Prints

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

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"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'