Merfolk Enthusiast Prints

Merman

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Knight feeding his kids.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

TV jester.

Joust Sharpener

"The knights of the round accent table"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

underwater knight

Knights of the bedside table.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'