Folk Hero Fans Gifts

'Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich?'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Bigfoot"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Balding gnomes

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk