Folk Hero Enthusiast Gifts

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

"Here, I think I've got it now..."

'I just saw the quarterly sales...and I'm not merry.'

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

Davy Crocat

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.