Folk Hero Enthusiast Gifts

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

"Here, I think I've got it now..."

'I just saw the quarterly sales...and I'm not merry.'

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

Davy Crocat

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Which one is yours?"