Folk Hero Admirer Gifts

Three shots - one franc.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Neil Young

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

William Tell in his younger years.

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

Davy Crocat

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

Leonard Cohen

Paul Simon

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Ed Sheeran.

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

'Right, my lad - get down from there before you fall and break something!'

"OK, class, for Hispanic Heritage Month, I want you draw a Latino hero."

"Welcome Ruth!"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Muhammed Ali RIP

'I'm getting tired, Robin. Why don't we teach the poor to steal for themselves?'

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

'I just saw the quarterly sales...and I'm not merry.'

Childhood Medals

A punk rocks out to a John Denver song on karaoke night.

'Are we there yet?'

The peasants helped Robin Hood escape to Sherwood Forest. Charge them with arboring a fugitive! Sheriff of Nottingham.

Cut out and keep your own Guitar Teacher.