Folk Hero Fan Gifts

'Your helmet might need some refinement Ned.'

'I'm a modern day Robin Hood...I rob from the rich and give to myself.'

'I'm getting tired, Robin. Why don't we teach the poor to steal for themselves?'

Historically Significant Fibs

"Robin Hood himself is OK, but I wish his Merry Men would just be quiet and let us sleep at night!"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Vlad the Inhaler

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Bigfoot"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Balding gnomes

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."