Folk Hero Fan Gifts

'Your helmet might need some refinement Ned.'

'I'm a modern day Robin Hood...I rob from the rich and give to myself.'

'I'm getting tired, Robin. Why don't we teach the poor to steal for themselves?'

"Robin Hood himself is OK, but I wish his Merry Men would just be quiet and let us sleep at night!"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Balding gnomes

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"