Home-grown Hero Pillows

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

'You can't beat home groan.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Babies vs. Dogs

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Planting veggies

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Indoor Football

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"It's different when they're your own."

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Sloth is a sin."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Husband does the housework

"You can't leave! I haven't had dinner yet!"

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

Human Dust Buster

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'