Backyard Hero Pillows

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"This never happened."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

Planting veggies

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Propane ran out.'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Beer Garden Kit

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."