Schoolyard Heroes Pillows

Boys in bandages.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

The Charge of the Kids

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

I miss recess!

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

Shadow

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

'These are the happiest days of your life.'

"The custodian's job is 10 percent janitorial and 90 percent as my bodyguard."

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

'I don't have a dog, so have to eat homework myself.'

"Before we begin, I just want to say how happy we are for this opportunity for an open-minded discussion about your complete failure to improve our son's academic performance."

'Rough day Principal Harris?'

'That Jimmy is sickening!'

"Yes, the underpants sighting is very interesting, but I'm really more intrigued by your observations of London and France."