Schoolyard Adventurers Pillows

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Today we learned to count to one.

"This never happened."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Recess does things to a man."

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

The Charge of the Kids

I miss recess!

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

Social distancing

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

Shadow

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

'And there goes the school window...'

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

"I'll be home late today Mum, we've got Biology"

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

'These are the happiest days of your life.'