School-time Adventurer Pillows

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Today we learned to count to one.

"Where the wild things were."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

An old lady Kitesurfing

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Social distancing

Best Pals

Back to School

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

"I'm not good with letters."

Father and Son quality time

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

University of Adversity.

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

'And there goes the school window...'

"I'll be home late today Mum, we've got Biology"

Wordplay: Trampoline.

'Don't I even get a chance to put my spin on it?'