After-school Adventurer Pillows

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

Back to School

Social distancing

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

Back to School

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

University of Adversity.

Graduate Job Openings

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

"I'll be home late today Mum, we've got Biology"

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

'He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it.'

'Don't I even get a chance to put my spin on it?'

"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"

'And there goes the school window...'

"Can you help me, Mrs. Green? This wasn't covered in any of my education courses!"

'Wow, dude. You're really old school!'

'I'm going to school. I'll call you as soon as I learn something.'