After-school Adventurer Gifts

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Back to school.

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

Back to School

Social distancing

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

Back to School

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

University of Adversity.

Graduate Job Openings

"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

'Don't I even get a chance to put my spin on it?'

'He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it.'

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

'And there goes the school window...'

"I'll be home late today Mum, we've got Biology"

Ice Cream. Cakes. Pies. Food trucks serving sweets come out at night. The streets are desserted after dark!