School Adventurer Gifts

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'I get to drive the bus all week. . . I won a bet with the Principal. . .'

"I was going to stay home and watch TV, but I decided it'd be more fun to bring my mysterious rash for share and tell."

"I'll be home late today Mum, we've got Biology"

'I'm going to school. I'll call you as soon as I learn something.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Social distancing

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Today we learned to count to one.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Now showing, at a University near you...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."