School Adventurer Gifts

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'I get to drive the bus all week. . . I won a bet with the Principal. . .'

"I was going to stay home and watch TV, but I decided it'd be more fun to bring my mysterious rash for share and tell."

"I'll be home late today Mum, we've got Biology"

'I'm going to school. I'll call you as soon as I learn something.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

Social distancing

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Today we learned to count to one.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

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Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"We thought this was more realistic."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'