Student Adventurer Gifts

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"Would you like some wings?"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

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WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"We thought this was more realistic."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'