Young Adventurer Gifts

"You can't come out and play because you have to tidy your room? Man, it's time you cut the apron strings."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Swinging on the Chandelier

Local, free-range bug juice.

The First National Sand Bank.

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

'Timmy, experience is what you get when you don't actually get what you want.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Childhood

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Underwater.

Ice road trucker Halloween costume.

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"I've changed my mind about your BOGOF offer."

"Would you like some wings?"

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Seventh Birthday

"But playing computer games help my. . . uh. . . dexterity, so I can do my school work better!"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Children look up at their fort to find it's filled with cats.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"He'll be back, where else will he get such room service."

"I'm going outside to scan the horizon."

Captain Hook Junior, BUSTED! 'Alright! Who threw their glove at me?'

'It has a driver's airbag and forward and rear crumple zones.'

'Hey Billy, looks like you picked up a hobo somewhere along the way.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

'i ran away from home once, but Grandma extradited me back.'