College Adventurer Gifts

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

"Hi Mom!"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

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"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"We thought this was more realistic."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Trust

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'