Academia Adventurer Gifts

'If this is my final mark, I have no choice but to go to mediation.'

'When I grow up I', going to be an electrical engineer and when I'm laid off, I'm going to go into real estate and when that goes down the tube, I'm going to go into . . . '

Exams

'At least you know I'm not cheating.'

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Now showing, at a University near you...

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'