Academic Achievement Adventurer Gifts

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

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"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Which part are you reading for?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.