Uni Adventurer Gifts

Freshers Week

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

The interested bystanders.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Draw your own path."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'Arf! Arf!'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Otto the SmartyCar!

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