School Adventure Lover Pillows

'It says a child in your class has head lice.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Social distancing

'We've been out here for hours. I don't think he's going to come to life, dance and sing with us.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Back to School

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Classroom.

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

Retro Kid.

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'