School Adventures Admirer Pillows

Sneaking past the Head

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"Finally...school starts next week."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

We learn by doing

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Social distancing

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Classroom.

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

"And now, we embark on a new chapter..."

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

Why The Other DInosaurs Couldn't Stand The Thesaurus

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

A clowns parachute.

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'