Schoolyard Superstar Pillows

'I'm centre forward in football and right back in maths.'

'I flunked all my subjects, but I won 'Miss Congeniality.''

'That Jimmy is sickening!'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

Exam

"Could I ask just one question?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Recess does things to a man."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I started a collection!"

I drive, therefore I am.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

The chosen few

'Quick! Get me the dispute resolution mediator!'

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

'Why? The year just started! She's not in any trouble. . . Ok. . . yet.'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'