School Band Superstar Pillows

George doesn't let his asthma get in the way of his playing the tuba in the school band.

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

I drive, therefore I am.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

King of Music.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

Flute-a-licious.

Flautist

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

The chosen few