School Band Participant Pillows

Piccolo player wanted, must play well with others.

Triangle

Four children playing the flute.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Piano Keyboard

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Viola player coming through!"

Music Student

"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

Cello Concert

Lute

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Mozart with a violin case.

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Bassoon practice.

Musical Pondering.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Flute-a-licious.

Frederic Chopin

Flautist

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'