School Band Participant Gifts

Piccolo player wanted, must play well with others.

Cimafunk

Triangle

Four children playing the flute.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Piano Keyboard

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Viola player coming through!"

Robbie Williams

"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

King of Music.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Cello Concert

Music Student

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Lute

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

Mozart with a violin case.

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Musical Pondering.

Bassoon practice.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Flute-a-licious.

Frederic Chopin

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Flautist