Joining A School Band Gifts

Piccolo player wanted, must play well with others.

'It's a Marimba!'

Trumpet

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

No Elgar!

Theorbo

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Four children playing the flute.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Quartet.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Check out this new store."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"The guy's a natural!"

Bassoon practice.

A tuba and love hearts

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Flute-a-licious.