School Band Superstar Gifts

George doesn't let his asthma get in the way of his playing the tuba in the school band.

Exam

"Could I ask just one question?"

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

I drive, therefore I am.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

King of Music.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

'Straight A's. That means good.'

Flute-a-licious.

Flautist

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

The chosen few

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'