Student Superstar Gifts

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Exam

"Could I ask just one question?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Table tennis.

Bigger Brain

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

'Straight A's. That means good.'