Scholastic Superstar Gifts

"Let me guess...this one's yours."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

Football team discussions.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Bigger Brain

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

Waiting for the results.

"She's always been a quick learner."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

The chosen few

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."