"She's so smart...on the highway of life, she's in the E-Z Pass lane."
Scholar Superstar Gifts
Looking for a gift that truly honors a scholar's dedication and love of learning? Our collection of creative, fun products features clever designs that acknowledge their genius, curiosity, and hard work. Whether it's for a student, teacher, or a lifelong learner, these items make a thoughtful and amusing statement. From mugs that spark morning motivation to stylish prints celebrating intellect, find a gift that captures their superstar spirit and encourages their passion for knowledge.
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."
Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'
Exam
William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....
"Could I ask just one question?"
'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'
"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"
"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."
"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"
"I've outgrown my backpack."
"Must be another paradigm shift."
"I started a collection!"
Wikipedia...
'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'
"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."
"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"
'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'
"Have you been working out?"
Football team discussions.
'Read that last part back to me.'
"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"
'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'
"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."
The Giamatti era
Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus
"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."
Bigger Brain
'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'
'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'
'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'
To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."
Petrarch
"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'
Scholar Superstar Gifts Collection
Scholar Superstar Mugs
Discover a range of mugs featuring clever designs that honor scholar superstars—perfect for students, teachers, or anyone passionate about learning.
Scholar Superstar Pillows
Explore pillows printed with inspiring quotes and fun designs that complement the scholar's cozy space and passionate pursuit of learning.
Scholar Superstar Prints
Browse art prints that capture the essence of academic brilliance and wit, perfect for decorating a study or classroom with style and inspiration.
Scholar Superstar T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that celebrate the scholar superstar in style. Bright, witty, and comfortable—these shirts are ideal for showcasing their love of knowledge.