Scholarly Superstar Gifts

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Exam

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Football team discussions.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

The Giamatti era

Bigger Brain

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

Waiting for the results.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Along with 'Antimatter,' and 'Dark Matter,' we've recently discovered the existence of 'Doesn't Matter,' which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever."

Graduate of 2021