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'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Exam

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

Football team discussions.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

The Giamatti era

Bigger Brain

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

Waiting for the results.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

Graduate of 2021

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"