Scholarly Star T-Shirts

"She's always been a quick learner."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

K9 Literati

Football team discussions.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

Too big to fail

Bigger Brain

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"It's so good to see them studying so hard. Gracie does it because of her thirst for knowledge. Baldo does it out of self-defense."

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"Are you sure you're not assigning too much homework? - I don't want to end up overqualified."

Waiting for the results.

"Along with 'Antimatter,' and 'Dark Matter,' we've recently discovered the existence of 'Doesn't Matter,' which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever."

Medical Student

Graduate of 2021

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

Contest to enter the University

"Any questions?"

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.

Clara had come a long way from those readings at the public library.

"Each day, they come home from school, get their homework out and crack on with it. Apparently, it's the latest craze."

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"Miss Lopez said she wanted the best student in class to stand up and read their English essay. Then she asked me to do it!"

"I got all my homework last night. Mom hid the remote."