"She's always been a quick learner."
Scholarly Star Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the brilliance of a scholarly star? Our collection offers witty, thoughtful, and inspiring products perfect for those dedicated to knowledge and creativity. Whether they’re academics, students, or lifelong learners, these gifts combine clever humor with intellectual charm. Brighten their study space or everyday life with items that celebrate their passion for ideas and discovery. Unique, meaningful, and just a little witty—these gifts are sure to earn a star in their constellation!
Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference
He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.
"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."
"I've outgrown my backpack."
K9 Literati
Football team discussions.
'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'
Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus
Too big to fail
Bigger Brain
'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'
'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'
"It's so good to see them studying so hard. Gracie does it because of her thirst for knowledge. Baldo does it out of self-defense."
"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"
'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).
'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'
"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."
'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'
"Are you sure you're not assigning too much homework? - I don't want to end up overqualified."
Waiting for the results.
"Along with 'Antimatter,' and 'Dark Matter,' we've recently discovered the existence of 'Doesn't Matter,' which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever."
Medical Student
Graduate of 2021
"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"
"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."
Contest to enter the University
"Any questions?"
"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."
When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.
Clara had come a long way from those readings at the public library.
"Each day, they come home from school, get their homework out and crack on with it. Apparently, it's the latest craze."
'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'
"Miss Lopez said she wanted the best student in class to stand up and read their English essay. Then she asked me to do it!"
"I got all my homework last night. Mom hid the remote."
Scholarly Star Gifts Collection
Scholarly Star Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the scholarly star—each one packed with wit, wisdom, and a touch of humor.
Scholarly Star Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows that salute their love of learning and creativity.
Scholarly Star Prints
Brighten their environment with prints that celebrate their intellectual passion and creative spark.
Scholarly Star T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts perfect for your scholarly star—stylish, witty, and intellectually inspired.