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"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Bigger Brain

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"It's so good to see them studying so hard. Gracie does it because of her thirst for knowledge. Baldo does it out of self-defense."

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"Are you sure you're not assigning too much homework? - I don't want to end up overqualified."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

Waiting for the results.

"She's always been a quick learner."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

Graduate of 2021

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'