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The seniors are crazed about college. Admissions. I plan to be totally chill. 1000 colleges. You're not worried about the pre-SATs this Saturday? Of course not. West Fester High. I forgot all about them!!!

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"I got all my homework last night. Mom hid the remote."

Hitting The Books

'What's with the reading lamp? The TV not giving off enough light for you to do your homework by?'

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

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Exam

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"How was work?"

Good luck with all the revision...

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Good Luck!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

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'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Nervous Student

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

A man sitting in the grass reading

"It's so good to see them studying so hard. Gracie does it because of her thirst for knowledge. Baldo does it out of self-defense."

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'