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"My grades have slipped since Dad stopped helping me with my homework."

"Could I ask just one question?"

Pajama Day 743

Exam

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

I drive, therefore I am.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Bigger Brain

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

Brownie Points

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

Waiting for the results.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

The chosen few

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."