Schooling Superstar Gifts

"My grades have slipped since Dad stopped helping me with my homework."

Pajama Day 743

Exam

"Could I ask just one question?"

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

I drive, therefore I am.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Bigger Brain

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

Brownie Points

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

'Straight A's. That means good.'

Waiting for the results.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

The chosen few