Schoolwork Superstar Gifts

"Let's work really hard today—your parents are eager for deliverables."

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Child finding school too hard.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Bigger Brain

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

'Straight A's. That means good.'

Waiting for the results.

"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

Pandemic-parenting

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

The chosen few