Schoolwork Warriors Gifts

"My dad ate my homework."

Computer Room.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Serious Putty

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Child finding school too hard.

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"Ted doesn't test well."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

Examiners.

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"